“ A kiss does not, as a rule, spell safety - it should rather be a glorious peril; the salvation it brings is at least not of the religious kind;

arkadia24:

Clarisse: I hate you.

Percy: How poignant.

Clarisse: If you were my housband, I’d poison your coffe.

Percy: If you were my wife, I would drink it.

solacemewill:

percy: waddup my name’s jared i’m nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read // i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

annabeth: iridocyclitis

grover: *plays recorder aggresively in car* 

nico: hey how ya doin well i’m doing just fine i lied i’m dying inside

will: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!!?11!! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!11???!!

clarisse: next time you fuckin push me imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH

jason: stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward

piper: all i wanna tell you is: school’s not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, WOOF, ya know?

leo: i love myself. even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself

frank: can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?

hazel: i love how people are telling me i’m like 2, 9 years old; i’m 11 so shut the fuck up

reyna: imma bad bitch you can’t kill me

memigod:

Percy in PJO: LEt mE liVE

Percy in HoO: LEt mE dIE